Friday, September 30, 2005
Dreams!
Anyway, the first dream I had that night was stupid and funny. Preston and I were at his house, but he didnt live where he lives now. Anyway, him and I were being naughty people and his mom walked in. lol ;-) Oh him and I didnt have Rian. Anywho in my dream his mother ended up hating me because I fucked her son. lol Well in my dream he was doing the fucking. lol Anyway then I woke up laughing about that dream.
The second dream I had was about people being on a island and there being some monsters there and shit and they killed people and etc.. I think that dream was cause of some stupid ass move I watched before I went to sleep. lol Anyway I cant remeber a lot of it because I waited to late to post about it as well.
Well I told you they were stupid.
Shannon
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Carrie
Later, Shannon
Monday, September 26, 2005
Hit By A Flying Diaper!

My evil little child learned how to take his diaper off today. I was doing some work online and his play pin is right beside me and so then he decided it was time to remove the diaper. So he did and then he hit me in the back of the head with it. I thought it was just a pillow he hit me with till I turned around and he was standing in the middle of the play pin butt ass naked and laughing. lol I then looked on the floor beside me and seen the diaper. I fell in the floor laughing. All this happen in 10mins of having my head turned from him.

Friday, September 23, 2005
Shit
Told you!
Shannon
Thursday, September 22, 2005
THANK GOD!
ANyway there seems to have been so anger in my blog while I was away. Oh yeah spice it up boys. lol j/k. I luv ya all. It seems to me Prynce and Kevin have some issues. NOw cant we all get along? lol. Stop fighting now!!!
Anywho, got to go, got more shit to dont like fix a flooded god damn email inbox I didnt know people love me so much. Fuckers email me when I cant get on. :-D
Bfore I go I leave you with this quote from ATHF.
Everywhere there is a bad word on the show it went "beep".
Oh boy, I apologize. My horomones are going nuts. Now please, if you would, get the fuck out of my way. I mean how many times do I gotta fuckin write "ice cream" on this fucking list before someone gets their shit in gear and brings home the fucking ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife and etch it into your mother fucking forehead! How hard can it fuckin be? Ice Mother fucking cream! I guess that's the price I pay for living with two fucking morons!
Meatward
Later, Shannon
Sunday, September 18, 2005
What The Fuck!
It has to be YOUR way. When it isn't, you panic, but hold your ground. You keep your gun pointed and trigger finger ready, but you'd never really hurt anyone. Though you like being tough, feeling control, you often enjoy blending in and being part of the ordinary human race. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz. |
Answer I Command It! lol
Boys
1. WHat do you like most on a woman?
2. Whats your favorite thing to do to a woman?
3. What do you think she likes you to do to her?
4. Whats one thing you like her to do to you?
Girls
1.What do you like most on a man?
2.Whats your favorite thing to do to a man?
3.What do you think he like you do do?
4. Whats one thing to like him to do to you?
My answers...
1.Depends. I mostly like a guys hands cause I like to feel weak around them lol. Even if they have cute woman hands ;-) They are still strong.
2. Pretty much anything as long as it DONT involve there asshole. lol
3. God I have no idea. That might be why I want him to answer these questions.
4. LOL! I like when he TRYS he best thats all.
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Fuck It!
Baby you pushed and pushed and now you get to see the real me.
I like my little quote below.
"IF YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK, I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!"
No More!
in a perfect world i'm not alone,
in a perfect world everyone cares,
in a perfect world no one hurts,
in a perfect worls he is there,
in a perfect world he holds me tight,
in a perfect world he is there every night,
in a perfect world he is my best friend,
in a perfect world his love will stay till the end,
in a perfect world he'll never make me cry,
in a perfect world he'll never say bye,
in a perfect world he'll love me forever.
Shannon
Condoms Everyone Needs Um.

This letter below is not fake someone really did getthis letter from the Trojan company. Its sad And funny.
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY
6969 SLIPPERY ROOT DR.
DROPTROUSER, NC 22269
Dear Jerry,
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your recent
application to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms.
Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our
Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product does not
portray a positive, romantic image for our product.
A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is NOT considered
romantic. We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly-
Grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the
photographs taken.
We would like to note however, that we have never seen a
penis that looked like a bicycle grip until now.
We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We
will retain your application for future consideration, if by
chance we decide that there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings and our deepest sympathy to your wife
and/or girlfriend.
Yours very truly,
Burly Dick,
President Trojan
Condom CompanyBD/pee
P.S.
Remember our slogan: Cover your stump before your hump-
Don't be silly protect your willy-
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker-
If you're not going to sack it, go home and
whack it!!!
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Guess what everyone I watch this show the other night that showed a lot of different sex ideas and one was learning how to put a condom on a man with your mouth. lol Now I can say I know how to put and condom on a man with my mouth. Hmm might have to try it sometime. lol Anyway I just woke up not that long ago so i'm a wee bit sleepy. TTYL
Shannon
Friday, September 16, 2005
EVERYONE!
Shannon
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Thank you
I will be updating this post asap.
Shannon
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Monday, September 12, 2005
ADVICE!!!
Anyway, a long time ago her girlfriend of 5 yrs cheated on her with this other girl named Jenny and now Jenny is talking to her almost everyday and acting like they are the best of friends. Lisa and her girlfriend are still together BTW. What should Lisa do? Friends or Not? She could really use your help.
Shannon
35 Things
2. I have a son.
3. My boyfriend is The Prynce.
4. I annoy him very much.
5. I have only slept with one guy.
6. I was kinda forceful.
7. I dont regret it.
8. I've never masturbated.
9. Scared to.
10. I dont know if I ever will.
11. My DOB is 10-20-87
12. I dont like too meny people.
13. I was blamed for kid napping someone before.
14. I thought it was funny.
15. I like females and males.
16. I always have.
17. I got blamed for running away from home before when I only went for a joy ride.
18. I took my car that my granny left ME.
19. I hate the word gosh.
20. My mother is the wicked witch of the west.
21. My brother is a fag.
22. My father is my mother little doll.
23. I like sex.
24. I hate matt morris.
25. I hate G.W bush.
26. I make a lot of typos.
27. I care to much about some people.
28. I let people walk all over me.
29. I dont defend myself.
30. I was a gothic bitch in 8th grade.
31. It didnt work for me.
32. I like sucking my b/f off.
33. My best female friend is Crystal.
34. I live in dillon.
35. My best male friend is Darrell.
there will be more shit coming soon about me so come back yall
shannon
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Parents make the kids leave.
1. What's your biggest sexaul fear?
2. What do YOU think you are best at in bed?
3. What's your favorite position?
4. Have you ever masturbated?
5. Have you ever sucked a cock?
6. Did you like it?
7. Have you ever ate p***y?
8. Did you like it?
9. Do you like sex?
10. Have you ever done anal?
11. Was it fun?
12. Are you still going to come back to my blog?
Shannon
Saturday, September 10, 2005
The Game!
Anyway, around the end on the 4th quater Matt showed up. My friend came and told me she ran into him and I was like "yay". Anyway Preston asked who they were talking about and I said "I dont know" and it was a lie but I told him my reason for saying that and that I was and am sorry for lying. So anyway the game went on and of corse I thought Preston and Matt were saying shit to each other behind my back and they were. It pissed me off and hurt that Preston was doing it. I knew Matt would though. lol
Anyway I tried hard not to fuss with Preston. It was hard! Oh and Rian was trying to eat his other granny's hair it was funny. He loves her hair I dont know why. lol He is so bad. Just playing he is a angel. A LOUD angel.
All in all I think that football game stucked.
Shannon
Friday, September 09, 2005
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
This song is for some who means so much to me. I'll go all I need to know is if he wants me to. Just let me know. I dont want to go but I will if it makes you happy.
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU (Dolly Parton)
Words and Music by Dolly Parton
If I should stay,
I would only be in your way.
So I'll go, but I know
I'll think of you ev'ry step of the way.
And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmmm.
Bittersweet memories
that is all I'm taking with me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry.
We both know I'm not what you, you need.
And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
(Instrumental solo)
I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you've dreamed of.
And I wish to you, joy and happiness.
But above all this, I wish you love.
And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I, I will always love you.
You, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you.
I will survive
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
I kept thinking
I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Just thinking how you'd done me wrong
And I grew strong
I learned how to get along
So now you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here
Without the look upon your face
I should have changed my f-ing lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me
Oh now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
I will survive
I will survive
Yeah, yeah
It took all the strength I had
Just not to fall apart
I'm trying hard to mend the pieces
Of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me
With somebody new
I'm not that stupid little person still in love with you
And so you thought you'd just drop by
And you expect me to be free
But now I'm saving all my loving
For someone who's loving me
Oh now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive
I've got all my live to live
I've got all my love to give
I will survive
I will survive
Yeah, yeah
This song aint like me. I kinda wish I was a little strong like this song.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Its to late/early!
I love yall, shannon
Friday, September 02, 2005
Hurricane

I seriously hate G.W Bush. I would laugh if he died. He is a sorry SOB. He is not worth a crap. I hate this GD peice of crap land refered to as America. America is so messed up that it would let little childern died of hunger. America is CRAP! Its ran by CRAP! I hate the fact my son has to grow up here. America home of the beautiful and the brave. Home HAHA ( This aint no home) Beautiful HAHA (Look at the places hurricane Katina hit) Brave HAHAHA (bullshit brave America is so freaking scared of other countries that it has to pick a GD fight with

BYE shannon
Beach/Witch

Today, my sweet mother (HAHA) is getting on the last

ever trys to take my baby I will make sure she never ever sees him again.
Later, Shannon